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Friday, October 16, 2009

Not a bright dog, but somewhat amusing

My father being a rabbit hunter, I grew up in a house that always had beagles (or sometimes, beagle/basset mixes). Charming dogs, for the most part, but to call them "not the intellectual powerhouses of the canine universe" would be to do them a very generous kindness. And yet . . .

I daresay that even they had rather a lot more going on in the ol' cerebral cortex than the author of the "Laci the Dog" blog. This (nominally) literate pooch seems to find the spewing of anti-liberty vitriol as enjoyable as a normal dog would find munching on a rib-eye.

Today, for example she "wrote" a piece that consisted of copy/pasting--in toto*--an LA Times (anti-gun, of course) op-ed ("Fair Use" apparently being a bit above the comprehension ability of this bitch . . . er, female dog), with her only addition being her title, "NRA Has Yet to Explain Why It Wants to Help Killers, Criminals, and Lunatics Get Guns," followed by a bit of libel, for good measure:
Because that's its membership base?
At least she doesn't bark the lie that her forcible citizen disarmament advocacy is based on a desire to end violence--violence against gun owners amuses her:
Unless the death is Meleanie Hain, then it's funny as hell.
. . . followed by:
Other than a few annoying assholes, what's to stop them. Can I shoot a few who want me to pry their guns from their cold, dead fingers?

I think armed civilians make great targets!
Oh, please, please, PLEASE target me first, Laci--because I suspect that any planned targets after your first are going to miss the fun.

Don't feel obligated to follow the links--there's no real need to give her the traffic, and besides, like the vast majority of forcible citizen disarmament advocates, she's too cowardly to allow comments--afraid to be sent yelping with her tail between her legs.



*Amusingly enough, she even copied this part: "Copyright © 2009, The Los Angeles Times"

6 comments:

  1. Some village is missing it's idiot
    Of course New York, (2nd. largest city at the time of the revolution)
    really can't be considered a village.
    Sad these people can't hear themselves express their poorly thought out opinions. Emotion is no substitute for logic.
    Paul in Texas

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  2. Oh, hello there, Bitch.

    Tell me--where did you see me use the word "plagiarism," or any form thereof? Since you brought it up, though, if you want to argue that "Fair Use" laws permit copying a 10 (or so--I didn't take time for an exact count) paragraph article in its entirety, go right ahead--it's no skin of my nose, and I acknowledge that the L.A. Times is unlikely to consider you important enough to sue.

    As for the "well armed foe," bring it on, Bitch.

    Oh, one more thing--in addition to your possibly unprecedented idiocy (even by beagle standards), you're one ugly bitch, too.

    You have a lovely evening now, ya' hear?

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  3. Says Laci the (nominally) Literate Bitch:

    By the way, fuck of a lot of good Melanie's [sic] gun did her!

    Guns in backpacks (or in safes, or unloaded, etc.) tend not to be very useful for defense against immediate threats.

    It's a shit weapon for self-defence if it can be used against you.

    A "point" that might have had some relevance, if her weapon had been the one used against her--but it WASN'T, Bitch. The weapon used against her belonged to her killer, a parole officer who had full arrest powers, by virtue of state law. Besides, what weapon cannot "be used against you"?

    I'm beginning to think I overestimated your intelligence.

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  4. "I'm beginning to think I overestimated your intelligence."

    I know I didn't. Recognized it for what it was first off.

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  5. Well, in fairness to me, Third, my overestimation of her intelligence placed her at around the nematode level of intellect. Little did I know that I'd need to revise it down to the level of celery, or so (not clever celery, mind you).

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