It seems I have a new admirer, Laci the Dog, whose crush on me was apparently prompted by my "Not a bright dog, but somewhat amusing" post a few weeks ago. The subject of that post apparently noticed it yesterday, and is positively bursting with affection and esteem, as can be seen in her comments--which I'll reproduce here, with her . . . passionate language moderated for reasons of family friendliness. First, there's:
It's called attribution, cretin. That takes it from being plagiarism.Then, she heaped still more praise on me--I'm starting to blush!
But you are too stupid to know that.
If you think that you can fight a well armed foe with a rifle, then you are far more of a moron than I am.
You are a complete a**hole.
Unfotunately [sic], people like you are breeding.
By the way, f**k of a lot of good Melanie's [sic] gun did her!Since then, I've learned, through Weer'd Beard, that she's waxing romantic about me on her own blog.
It's a s**t weapon for self-defence if it can be used against you.
Unfortunately, because of my insistence on keeping this a place for family-friendly advocacy of gun rights, I can't really quote much of it, because she is quite explicit in the steamy ardency of her expressions of desire for me--here's something from the end, though (with minimal editing):
P.S., I stand by what I said about Melanie [sic] Hain. I just hope someone uses your gun against you as well. Or shoots your sorry ass like they did Melanie [sic].It just breaks my heart to have to tell her that she's just not my type of
What makes you think you could prevent someone from grabbing your gun and using it against you, 45limpd**k?
Make the world a better place, a**hole, do it yourself before someone beats you to it.
Update: Weer'd Beard notes that I've made such an impression on Dear Laci that the poor, lovelorn pup wrote another love note about me. Sadly, she seems to be running out of material, and pretty much just repeats what she said in the first one.
Bless her little canine heart. I fear that she's now so distracted that efforts to finally housebreak her are doomed.