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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Think I can get some Joyce Foundation grant money?

Yesterday, I discussed Joyce Foundation president Ellen Alberding's op-ed piece that, strangely, tried to exploit the savage beating death of Derrion Albert as justification for more restrictive gun laws.

On the other hand . . . with all that money the Joyce Foundation has to throw around at just about any anti-gun group that pops up and asks nicely, it sure is tempting to change sides.

That's why I am starting my new "gun violence prevention group": WithOut Really Terrible Handguns, Let's Enjoy a Safer Society (WORTHLESS). This will be right up the Joyce Foundation's alley--another WORTHLESS group, with all kinds of WORTHLESS ideas, proposing all kinds of WORTHLESS laws.

Brilliant, isn't it?

3 comments:

Thirdpower said...

Priceless.

strandediniowa said...

I had an ex-girlfriend call me worthess once, where do I sign up?

Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

You'll have to be called "worthless" a whole lot more than once to be WORTHLESS material, Stranded ;-).