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Armed and Safe is a gun rights advocacy blog, with the mission of debunking the "logic" of the enemies of the Constitutionally guaranteed, fundamental human right of the individual to keep and bear arms.

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Friday, March 06, 2009

NRA supports 'assault weapons' ban!

Not really, but I figured that would grab the attention of those who accuse me of harboring an obsessive (or was it "deranged"?) hatred of the NRA.

Anyway, this is some pretty funny satire (excerpt):

The NRA today came out in favor of the Obama administration’s attempt at reviving the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004, citing experts who say that assault weapons perpetuate unhealthy stereotypes of physical beauty.

“We support the proposed assault weapons ban for much that same reason that West Virginia state lawmaker Jeff Eldridge supports a ban on the sale of Barbie dolls,” said NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre, “because they place too much emphasis on the importance of a weapon’s physical beauty, at the expense of a shooter’s intellectual and emotional development.”
Go read the rest, it's not long, and we could all use a Friday chuckle.


Anonymous said...

just wondering if you got my "email" from Austrl, re: the Prt Arthur massacre "cover-up" ?

Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

Hi Jimbo,
I'm sorry to say that I don't think I did get that email. You sent it to 45superman@gmail.com?

Gmail's spam filter has been known to catch some stuff that wasn't spam--that might have happened in this case.

Sorry about that. Feel free to resend it.

Anonymous said...

have re-sent!.....originating from following domain: "mail2australia.com"

commoncents said...

Excellent post!

Would you like a Link Exchange with our blog COMMON CENTS where we blog about the issues of the day??


Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

Commoncents, I already have a link to you, under "Other recommended links."